{"id":42,"date":"2011-06-13T04:36:39","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T04:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomuwares.com\/?page_id=42"},"modified":"2026-05-02T20:57:31","modified_gmt":"2026-05-02T20:57:31","slug":"tomuwares","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/tomuwares.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Tomu Wares"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Writer of Things<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay, &#8220;Writer of Things,&#8221; is an admittedly dumb tagline. But also, accurate\u2014I&#8217;ve written ad copy, chapters for Frommer&#8217;s Travel Guides, features for trade publications, technical writing, web content, etcetera. But bubbling away in the background has always been this heart thing, this short stories and poems and ramblings thing, which has lately precipitated out into a couple of literary-ish, upmarket-ish, speculative fiction novels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Band of Goats<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/tomuwares.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/cover-e1749667295933.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/tomuwares.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/cover-e1749667295933.jpg\" alt=\"The Band of Goats book cover, white, with a goat skull in black ink.\" class=\"wp-image-242\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;<\/em>Band of Goats,&#8221; <\/strong>is about a roadie in the post-apocalypse working for the world&#8217;s last amplified band. They&#8217;re on a mission to find an El Dorado called Paradise City, where all their musician&#8217;s dreams come true\u2014if only they could find the place. Until they do, they&#8217;ll stay on the road dodging cannibals, groupies and hostile audiences to bring music love and ecstasy to the heart of a savage world. At a reasonable cover, of course.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em>This little unit shifter comes complete at 92,000 words! It&#8217;s just waiting for the right, motivated agent! Act now!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Band of Goats Teasers<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>I started making some teasers for Band of Goats, a little eye candy, a hint of what I see in my mind&#8217;s eye when I imagine the book. <a href=\"https:\/\/tomuwares.com\/?page_id=472\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"472\">Other teasers are available on my posts page<\/a>. I hope you&#8217;ll check them out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Band of Goats- Intro\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/goMXWecv6T4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">The Anarchetype<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/tomuwares.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/cover-1-e1749667341645.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"688\" height=\"1101\" src=\"https:\/\/tomuwares.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/cover-1-e1749667341645.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-249\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8220;The Anarchetype,&#8221; <\/strong>exists in a genre I&#8217;m calling &#8220;bio-noir,&#8221; a term I may or may not have invented. There might be an issue with some <a href=\"https:\/\/store.belgianshop.com\/cote-d-or\/2327-cote-d-or-bio-noir-70-90g.html\">Belgian chocolates<\/a>. That aside, the &#8220;noir&#8221; in my &#8220;bio noir&#8221;, like all noir, is dark shadows and disillusionment, stark lighting and moral ambiguity, femme fatales and cynical detectives. But &#8220;bio- noir&#8221; comes wrapped in a speculative, twisting, double helix of near-future, grounded, bio-engineered possibility.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Into this possibility comes Rosalind\u2014an anarchistic, genius wunderkind with a genetic axe to grind against the world in general and the powers in it that destroyed her family. Rosalind&#8217;s dangerous, wild, unpredictable, and Agent X knows it. As a contractor for the Genetically Recoverable Assets Bureau (GRAB) he&#8217;s cleaned up a lot of Rosalind&#8217;s mutated messes. But now, just as he&#8217;s closer than ever to Rosalind, something seems off. He keeps&#8230; glitching. Losing touch. Has Rosalind done something to him? Or is it the booze, and the pills, and stress of working for an agency that&#8217;s lost its humanity, and a cause he no longer believes in? Seems like only Rosalind can say. But when the two meet, each winds up questioning what it truly means to be human.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em>Prequel and sequel ready! 90,000 words! Today only! Tomorrow also maybe!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Upcoming&#8230;<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"p-final\">Rust never sleeps. Working on one about a ghost ship <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LQjbNS6JLv0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">factory-trawler in the Bering Sea slaughtering<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZK6fs-F--pk&amp;t=35m11s\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">sinking<\/a> over and over to the chagrin of its continuously trapped lone survivor. Title TBA. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Tell us about myself.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I live in Portland OR on the slopes of an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.travelportland.com\/attractions\/extinct-volcanoes\/#:~:text=figure%20that%20out.-,All%20of%20the%20volcanoes%20within%20the%20Boring%20Volcanic%20Field%20are,recreation%20centers%20around%20the%20city.\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">extinct volcano<\/a>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I love music, both listening and playing. But <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Musical_anhedonia\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Musical_anhedonia\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">who doesn&#8217;t?!<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I was born in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FewzfHLo71E&amp;list=RDT9NLgyEFzOo&amp;index=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">South<\/a>. I live in the <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/eObop0waGII?si=u_RkvYlTve0EGDaT\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Pacific Northwest. <\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I&#8217;ve been paid to flip burgers, splice DNA, design graphics, play music, build condos, count fish, write&#8230; a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.avclub.com\/meet-the-shaggy-shambolic-jeff-dowd-who-inspired-the-1798249401\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">shambolic<\/a> career path; that might be the best description.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center p-final\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Connections<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>I nuked all my social media accounts back around 2020 due to a sensitive gag reflex triggered by the tech-bro oligarchy. But if there&#8217;s a book to sell? I&#8217;m all in, baby!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/@tomuwares.bsky.social\u202c\">Bluesky<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/tomuwares\/\">Instagram<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@tomuwares9854\">YouTube <\/a>and <a href=\"https:\/\/substack.com\/@twares?utm_source=menu\">Substack<\/a>! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Or direct line me at: <a href=\"mailto:tomu@tomuwares.com\">tomu@tomuwares.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-small-font-size\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">In Conclusion<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Thanks for stopping by. Get in touch. Stay tuned. I&#8217;m honored.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Writer of Things Okay, &#8220;Writer of Things,&#8221; is an admittedly dumb tagline. 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